"Box" from Taobao Consolidated arrived. Might try avoiding JCEX next time, but I'm told that most companies ship in bags or styrofoam blocks for whatever reason.
To avoid spamming the thread, I've consolidated all my photos into imgur:
http://imgur.com/a/1neNbD.VA's box is just messed up and MEKA itself is kind of broken apart. Given the quality, it's likely the box itself wasn't really meant to last long distance travel and the figure itself is pretty much bootleg tier anyways. This'll at least let me get a look at whatever articulation it has more properly and possibly mod it easier, at least.
Widowmaker is owned by someone else, so I can't really take a look at her without their permission.