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Back when I was going thru puberty and experimenting, I started sticking lego lightsabers up my pee hole. It felt good and I could feel the hard saber in my urethra. I would slide it around and sometimes would freak out because I lost it but it always just ended up sliding out.
My brother got pic related for Christmas one year and eventually I took the blue tendrils and started using those. They were different than the lightsabers though, they had a sharp edge and were hollow. They could also get much deeper and I would run into this point of resistance in my urethra that I would have to shove through. It hurt but also felt good. I didn't want my brother to know what I had been doing so I would suck out the stuff in the tube and clean it with my mouth since I couldn't go to the bathroom without waking him up (we shared a bunk bed).
Eventually I had to stop because my dick started leaking blood and I had to wrap it with toilet paper a few times a day because there was so much.