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I'm just gonna out and say it right now-- Fat April is unmarketable. No kid on earth is going to want a toy of her and only a handful of adults are big enough completionists to put up with her. The people on Twitter going "I wuv her, it's about time we had a fat ugly April!" are fake fans who never buy anything. Playmates are going to put out one action figure of her (if any at all) and it will be limited to one per case to make sure that there's only enough for completionists, and even then she will still be a peg warmer. Maybe she'll have a Funko Pop too but that's the extent of it.
