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>Ralph is now the leader and wields tonfas.
>Leo loses a katana and is now an arrogant jerk.
>Donny is the "cool, silent one" and not a pacifist nerd.
>Mikey loses his 'chucks for a Euro-friendly yo-yo.
>Splinter looks like he came from a Ren & Stimpy cartoon.
>FUCKING BLACKWASHED APRIL O'NEIL!!!
Folks, this is how you fuckup an unfuckup-able franchise.