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I worked at target for a while in peak Funko time, and there was a handful of people who would wait outside the store at 7:50 waiting for us to open the doors and then race each other to the electronics section, only to find we hadn't even unpacked the shit yet because our truck unload team was lazy cunts. Then they'd harass us about shit we hadn't even scanned into inventory yet because they KNOW we have a single golden batman sucking his own cock figure because a rare funko tracking website some redditor made told them so.
One of the regulars was a dude who was like 6'5" and 500 pounds and looked like he accidentally killed every pet he ever hugged with his retard strength. He always wore a transformers T-shirt that was a few sizes too small exposing his gut, and rainbow suspenders holding his jeans up. Typically accompanied by his handler who wasn't much better and looked like standard trailer trash.
None of the above is exaggeration.
