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>sail barge delivered yesterday while I was at work
>get home from work expecting to find it on my doorstep
>it’s not there
>see my neighbor’s idiot child sitting on it in his yard doing the gidyup motion as it digs into the grass
>one sail has already broken off
>knock on my neighbor’s door, ask wtf is going on
>”oh hey Anon haha I read on the box that it was a Star Wars toy like all those you are always buying for your nephews and I figured you wouldn’t mind if Stephen played with it a little first. I’ll throw ya $20 for the wear and tear, it couldn’t have costed too much right?”
>my cover story for all the toys being delivered to my house is that they’re gifts for my “nephews”.
>I can either reveal my power level and get it back/reveal how much I paid for it, or take the L and watch his little retard Luke Skywalker the shit out of my Sail Barge
