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>purchase this mega chonker today
>jesus fuck he’s huge
>spend a good five minutes trying out poses
>dad hears all the clicking
>walks in
>recognizes Skyfire from when he would get up every morning to watch the original cartoon
>tell him about how they’re remaking all the classic transformers in their newest toyline
>he’s happy to see all the characters he recognizes decorating my shelf when I point them out to him
>when I tell them how much they cost he just laughs and tells me about how much they costed back in his day.
>Not even a twinge of disappointment in his eyes from how much I’m spending on children’s toys
>“Well good night, anon. Just remember not to spend all of your money.”
Skyfire was worth every dime, anons
