>>8330239Dude... holy fucking shit. What a small world. We probably live really close too m8. What's your postal?
>be me>31>go to store to buy some MOTU >mfw I see fucking Laura Legends there>shuffling through shelves looking for a Skeletor>she sees me, comes right to me>"Hey, you think you could reach up over here and grab that Mosasaurus for me?" >points to top shelf>Reach up and take a look at the big fish dino before handing it to her >"Damn, that's a big dinosaur">Bullshit with her for a few minutes about toys... She fucking loves those JP toys but doesn't know shit about MOTU. Tells me about how all her original MOTU were gifted to her and she really wants to get into the series but hasn't yet.>Ask if she's interested in selling>She's not>Tell her nice meeting her an continue to checkout. >as I'm leaving, see her again and have that awkward walk through parking lot back to car>our cars are parked very close >She says "Hey... wanna check out my MOTU collection?... Maybe I could let it go and clear up some space for more dinoshit" (obviously she didn't call it dinoshit but you get the jist)>"Absolutley">Follow her in my car to her place >Walk in... smells weird. Kinda artificially spicy like potpourri...desu it's what I'd expect a old granny place to smell like.>Pours me a Jones soda with labels she had customized. >She carefully opens the Mosasaurus she just bought in the kitchen>she passes it to me me >she turns at me and asks "Came for hunting, ha?>and I'm like" yeah">she lifts her dress and says "put it in me">pull out my dick>"No... the dinosaur" she says giggling >I spit on tail>"No, the other end">insert giant toy dino head inside her all the way up to the flippers>Ask her "You do this with all your dinoshit don't you?" >Take note of kitchen sink... No dishes... just loads dinosaurs with oily sticky tails 