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>be me
>christmas 2020
>son asks for “Lego Star wars Slave 1” set
>also have raging drinking problem
>bust open a case of budlight
>drink until the stairs pick a fight with me
>tfw you lose the fight with stairs
>hobble down too my car think to myself “cant ruin lil anons Chanukah”
>stumble into target
>make my way too customer service counter
>”one lego slave please”
>black employee looks at me with confusion
>i repeat myself “im here to buy a set of starwars slave
>employee looks up angry “what cracka”
>i shout in annoyance “lego one slave”
>he strikes me with the force of 244 years of oppression
>all i can think is “star wars” as i go down
>come to 5 hours later
>mfw they fired the worker and gave me the lego set for free
