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>melon God wasn't a fable, he was real
>guess the earth wasn't destroyed enough that more sapients couldn't evolve
>Mfw that's why the woomy had melons in her
>Decided to bust through
>Metal beats melon
>God is pissed
>"REALLY NIGGA!?" Proceeds to build a giant melon, but decide to blast that shit
>It breaks, no longer grows
>Get out of ship
>Proceed to charge at him
>My replacement power comes in handy, robots are now spaceborne
>They fly at him, eating and replacing the melons
>One nails his face
>Pissed.exe
>Flies over, shoves a melon in my metal ass
>Ouchie.wav
>Metal ass grinds it
>Have diarrhea consisting of tiny space piranha robots
>They eat his melons
>He does his melonsturbation machine gun move and manages to get a few hits on me
>Actually, I was essentially just a head on a torso
>Decided to fuse with other robots
>Have robotic tentacles, all having a symbiotic mind with me
>We autonomously build a missile
>Smashes the melon crust covering half of Earth
>Earth has new continents and shiiiet
>proceed to summon a moon robot
>Shit acts like a brethren moon and sucks the melon people up
>I fuse myself with him
