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I'm already stockpiling popcorn for when people get this thing next year and it just fucking crumbles right out of the box. Hasbro factories literally cannot mass produce the quality in build and materials to handle the engineering seen on demonstration prototypes like that.
Pic related: $300 "Masterpiece" circa 2019
Now multiply that kind of bullshit to that large scale with that many moving parts? No way. Unicrons are going to be breaking left and right, features aren't going to work properly, and people are gonna be whining about the shipping costs to return it for replacement, etc.
All the while, hastak apologists will claim you just got a lemon, as if that excuses the failure rate, and justify their ridiculous overpriced purchase because they just loooove the taste of Goldner's dick.
The thing can't even support itself without a stand up its ass. Yes sir, there's gonna be some glorious schadenfreude for months and months from this baby.
