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>be me
>want Optimus happy meal toy
>too old for happy meals, but maybe old enough to say I have a kid who wants one
>go to McDonald's
>go through drive thru
>ask for a happy meal "for my son"
>"settle down Jeremy! Hah sorry he's really hungry!"
>pull up to the window
>cashier sees I have no child
>"didn't you say you have a son?"
>HES, UH, SLEEPING
>awkward silence the rest of the transaction
>can never show my face there again
>didn't even get Optimus