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Heh. You think you know bad?
>be me
>2nd grade
>take Goku mini-figure to school
>fun and discreet, can pretend to play with a 90% camo index
>brazillian 8 year old who flunked several years and got stuck with us toddlers notices figure
>"hey anon can I see that I'm a big fan of DBZ"
>naive self sees no harm in it
>hand over figure
>was in middle of class, so turn back towards the teacher/board after passing toy
>teacher turns her back after a while
>decided to check in on figure
>turn back
>brazillian kid is rubbing Goku on his dick
>dry-humping my gashapon
>am literal child so don't understand what's happening
>stain appears in his pants
>he gives toy back
>years later realize what transpired that day
>give Goku figure a viking funeral to try and make it pass on with dignity
I was haunted by hotgluing before 4chan even existed
