>>9481193And don’t forget her most egregious, overused lines like:
>”EGGHEADS”and
>”SCIENTIST EGGHEADS”and
>”WE GOTTA SAVE THISE IDIOT EGGHEADS AGAIN”and
>”LADIES... AND OTHER SPARTANS”like, bitchass, it’s the year 2557, I don’t think anyone really cares whether you have a vagina or a penis now when it’s going to be in the heat of battle, especially when you’re about to return to a fabricated planet inside a planet and battle with Foreunner forces that you still don’t know all that much about. And we get it, Palmer, you’re a lesbian, you don’t have to be coy about it, once again, it’s the year 2557.
Like, Palmer actually had some potential to be an okay character, but the head writer for Spartan Ops just did her dirty. Funnily enough, in Spartan Assault, that game that was a mobile game first, then came to console, Palmer’s actually written okay in that game, and there’s a few scenes that actually really humanize her. And in a mobile game, no less. Just kind of ironic, I guess.
If someone was playing a drinking game while playing Spartan Ops, where they took a drink anytime Palmer said “egghead” or any variety of something similar, they’d die of alcohol poisoning.
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