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Day 489
We've been stuck on this derelict vessel for so god damn long. This is the 800th time they've played cards. Macho Man keeps suggesting Crazy Rights despite him losing every time. Every. Single. Time. We've been keeping alive on 35 year old rations. I haven't had a normal shit since getting stuck here. Living Laser has shit himself twice. I don't even know how he does it, he's a being of pure energy. The smell, god, the smell. Anyway, I think this is Monday.