>>5339024I'll greentext!
>at bar on a Friday night>on my own because friends were busy and the usual regulars don't seem to be out either for some reason, but I stay because I like to drink and don't have any problem striking up conversation with random strangers>outside talking to some Swiss backpacker>there's this fat old lady out there too, a hot milf, and some 19 year old kid trying to pick her up>kek internally>anyway out of nowhere this fat old lady asks me if I want to go back to her place to smoke weed>heck yus free weed>realize fat old lady and hot milf are sisters>19 year old kid can't hold his booze, pukes and leaves early>noice, might try to bang that milf myself>get in the courtesy bus with people from the bar>on the ride wonder if maybe that fat old lady wants to bang ME>scream internally>get to house>its only me, the milf, and the old lady>this isn't a party, it's a setup>oh no what have I done>go inside, chit chat, regular stuff, but I'm trying to figure out why I'm here>suddenly old lady leaves>aw yiss>smoke lots of weed>too much, way too much>she puts me to sleep in her bed>wake up a while later, I feel a lot better>she's still up and listening to music>go out to talk to her because I feel weird sleeping in her bed>out of nowhere she asks "so I suppose you want to cuddle then">well alright>go back to her bed>awkward sex>next day she drives me home>think nothing of it>see her a few weeks later at the same bar>asks if I want to come over again>why not?>do this a couple more times, have her at my house a couple times>suddenly, like the flip of a switch, she's texting constantly and acting like we're a couple>nope the fuck out>it is now four of five months later and I am making this thread>>5339036Nope, here's the card she attached.
