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>Preorder Mr. Satan from Amazon
>Says I won't get it until March 15th
>Finally say fuck it, I'll just buy it on eBay, I've got a discount code anyway and this guy can get it to me by Saturday
>Purchase it
>Go to Amazon to cancel other order
>"We're preparing this for shipment, cancellation is not guaranteed."
>WTF?
>Go to Amazon page for Mr. Satan
>Guaranteed delivery by Thursday if you order in the next 13 hours
