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FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, THE FINAL TWO BLUESTAR FIGURES DROP TONIGHT! TITTY FIRMA AND OH-PROMATEM! ARE NOW LIVE IN THE STORE. THEY ARE ONLY $15.00 WITH THE POINTLESS COUPON CODE "BLACK FRIDAY". THE LAST TWO BLUESTAR WOMEN ARE AMAZINGLY STACKED AND ENDS THIS ICONIC RUN OF BOOMER DEBAUCHERY IN BLUE GLOW-IN-THE-DARK FIGURES. WE EVEN PAINTED TITTY FIRMA’S COOCHIE AND OH-PROMATEM’S AREOLAS SO THEY POP IN THE DARK! IF ONLY MY DICK WOULD POP TOO, BUT I’M ALL OUT OF VIAGRA! THEIR INCREDIBLE GLOW IS GREAT AT LIGHTING THE WAY TO THE TOILET FOR WHEN YOU REPEATEDLY WAKE UP AT NIGHT TO PISS! I GOT THE SUGAR! SO IF YOU ARE A SYPHILIS BRAIN-ROTTED COMPLETIST LIKE ME, THEN THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO FINALIZE ALL 21 BLUESTAR! FUCK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR SUCH AN AMAZING RESPONSE TO THE “SALE.” HAVE A SHITTY HOLIDAY SEASON!
