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After much fiddling I think I mostly solved UW's Blast Off's inability to keep his legs shut like the dirty slut he is
It involves shaving down a lot of plastic and inhaling a lot of dust to make everything fold into place more tightly so the leg tabs can slot together as much as possible (incidentally they made those tabs like twice as long on UW Strafe, explaining why he has no issues)
And even then it's still a little bit too loose so I'll be drowning him in more floor polish all night.