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*POP*
*POP*
*POOOOOPP*
I have an announcement everybody!!!!
*POP* Everybody, I have an announcement!!!!! *POP POP*
*looks at you with the eyes on its teratoma, a tumor made up of several different types of tissue, such as hair, muscle, eyes, brain matter, or bone* This announcement is gonna be monumental!!!!!! *destroys what remains of his sexual organs* The biggest *harasses innocent car wash customers* most amazing announcement *leaks shit from neovagina* you'll ever hear in your life!!!!!!!!!
Get ready, for *creates a daring synthesis of Lynch, Cronenberg, and Dali* the announcement *perverts the laws of Man and God* to end all announcements!!!!!!!!
And that announcement *I can only go 4 inches* is gonna be coming to you *pulls out gun and aims it at """"her""""self* NOW!!!! "Bang!" *flag pops out upon firing*
Here, just lean your head in closer to this sack of announcements and you'll hear it!!!!!!!
Closer...
Clooooosssseerrrr...
*POOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
*adopts and brainwashes a Palestinian boy to please the Jewish god Moloch*
And there it is!
