>>5934787because /toy/ wants to have a hive mentality and will cause shitstorms over anyone who disagrees with them.
Also, the detolf is /toy/'s idea of class and fashion, much in the same way someone thinks this is classy.
/toy/ pretty much fell in love with the Detolf when it was $20 on sale at Ikea and they've been pushing it since, even though there are better alternatives, like yours, for the same price or not much more now that it's been regular price for like 6 years.