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Step 1 hide toys
Step 2 convince her to let you tie her up
Step 3 cum prematurely on purpose
Step 4 shove all your toys in every hole
Step 5 make small nuclear bomb
Step 6 join isis
Step 7 blow up New York with bomb
Step 8 get 72 virgins in heaven
step 9 realize that girls body is still in your bed and no one has checked yet
Step 9 realize this was some shitry post made by an easy likely suicidal edgy teen who can’t spell for shit
step 10 masterbate to nothing but turn for exactly 3 minutes every day
Step 11 kill yourself
Step 12 enjoy
Step 13 rinse and repeat
