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I have a job for you to do! Now take this down.
It's a difficult responsibility
That you accept from the number-one janitor, me
Have it known throughout the land from /a/ to /v/
There’ll be no more /toy/ posting!
All the die-cast robots -- melt them all
Wash the face off every fashion doll
Each Figma and Figuarts -- ham-hand it
Yes, I certainly deman it!
The BJD’s and their things
Arrest them and cut their strings
Outlaw the Gunpla and scale model boats!
They bring me only woes!
It's a difficult responsibility
That you accept from the number-one janitor, me
Have it known throughout the land from /a/ to /v/
There'll be no more /toy/ posting!
Every Hatchimals be sealed
Till my wounded pride be healed
Stuffed animals -- unstuff them!
When a child objects -- rebuff 'em!
No more Revoltechs who click-click-click
No Beyblades who spin-a-spin-spin
Don't let me see another toy
Or I’ll cave your face in!
