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Bros, can you believe it's nearly been an entire year since the National Blaster League made its debut on Youtube? The 2018 season ended on such a heartpounding cliffhanger (which is odd, considering it's supposed to be a sporting event), I just can't wait 'til the 2019 season begins to find out who was named champion! Was it Drac? PDK Films? The Black Guy? The Chick Who Thought Doing Squats Was a Tactical Maneuver? The Fag With The Shitty French Accent? Weird how there's been zero promotion for the new season, though. Do you think any new teams will join the league? Man, it would be EPIC if Coop fronted a team (Unicorns ftw loolll)! I'm so psyched, I can hardly wait!
... What do you mean there's not going to be a 2019 season? What do you mean it was all staged, and the points system made no sense? What do you mean it was all a terrible marketing campaign for inflatable barriers? You're a terrible marketing campaign! Just you wait: it'll be Coop vs. Drac vs. Captain Xavier in the Finals this year! Those NBL jerseys that have been teased on the official website for months will 100% go on sale any day now! NATIONAL BLASTER LEAGUE WILL NEVER DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1111!!
