>>11185386Official /toy/ guide to being a good husbando to your waifu figures:
1) Buy them trendy new clothes, and NOT the cheap stuff that will stain. If it's dark, put in the effort to line the inside. Protecting your waifu's bodily integrity is of the utmost importance.
2) Buy them fun accessories. Hanging out with the other waifus can be fun, but like humans, they enjoy occasional meals and video games too. And what about the introverted waifu? She'll get bored without books and toys of her own!
3) Change her pose a few times a week. Being stuck in the same position leads to sore and stiff joints. Don't you prefer waifus to be flexible and limber?
4) Keep them clean. A dusty waifu is an unhappy waifu.
5) Give equal attention to all your waifus. A neglected waifu is an unsatisfied waifu, and a harmonious, jealousy-free home is a happy one.
6) Waifus may have unique needs. If she is a succubus, for example, make sure you offer her fresh victims regularly, preferably virgins. If she is a bunny girl, provide her with carrots.
7) Keep waifus away from pets. A waifu may be kinky, but she isn't likely to want permanent bite marks - that's going too far!
8) Give older waifus some time to adjust to every new acquirement. They may not all get along at first, but disharmony among waifus can be well-neutralized with close adherence to Rule 5.
9) Last but not least, make sure if you absolutely must part with a waifu, you give her a pep talk to help with separation anxiety. Give your waifus phones, so the ones who become close can keep in contact. Make sure she understands that it's not her, it's you, and that adventure and endless new possibilities can come with a change of scenery and husbando.
