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Guys I was out at the bar last night and met a cute girl talking to her friends about how much they love Dragon Ball Z and watched it all the time as kids and how much they missed it. I couldn't believe what I was hearing so I went over and asked who their favorite characters are, just like trying to break the ice and get into the DBZ talk with some cute geeky chicks.
Her two friends said Vegeta but she told me her's was Tien.
I couldn't believe my ears.
Was this really happening?
Was this real life?
I tried to calmly put my drink down before turning to her, and witholding my rage I explained to her as calmly as possible that his name's not FUCKING TIEN! IT'S TENSHINHAN! I went on for at least 14 minutes about how disrespectful it is to the Japanese culture to use such horrible shitty names that they use in the American version of the show that broadcasted here, and despite my rage I was still a perfect gentleman and offered her the chance to come home with me for sex and so I could explain to her why all the names she uses are wrong, but they just gave me this weird look and walked away really fast.
Oh well. No real loss. A woman that ignorant doesn't deserve my virginity. Wish me better luck next time, bros.
