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>Be brand new Airman at his first duty assignment
>Shop has no use for you so they loan you out to clean the building
>Master Sergeant in charge of wrangling new Airmen so they can mop and sweep the halls so clearly hates his life, is really rude and mean
>Notice he has Transformers Thrilling 30 Springer on his desk
>Decide this could be my in to try and be friends with this guy so he'll stop being such a dick
"Aw no way sir, you've got Springer? That's a great figure isn't it? I was always partial to Astrotrain myself, Springer is a really close second."
>Master Sergeant looks at me with confused indignation
>That's my son's toy, Airman, why the fuck do you so know so much about it? What the fuck is wrong with you?
I just don't make plans anymore, they always backfire.
