>>7107866Make my day, you stupid fuck.
>Over a dozen DBZ SHFs of various Super Saiyan degrees who regularly train in my makeshift Hyperbolic Time Chamber I made from a shoebox>17 different Batman figures who also use the Hyperbolic time chamber to extend prep time>various god-tier characters such as Thanoses with Infinity Gauntlets, MU Galactus w/ Silver Surfer herald, DC Classics Spectre and my VERY bad Marvel's One-Above-All custom I made for this exact situation>Several hundred 1:18 figures of various brands but mostly GI Joe and MU who have been doing military/SEAL training/superhero training in my basement 24/6/365 for 10-30 years>Several hundred Lego minifigures with 30 years of training and are experts in fortifications, construction, architecture>One Play Arts Kai Bane that I paid $95 on ebay for and ham-handed within 15 seconds of taking it out of the box, basically receiving a Purple Heart in our ranks>Several dozen McFarlane Halo Spartans and Marvel 6-inchers>Dozens of high quality figures of various anime characters that upon viewing would make one think I am unsure of my sexuality but I'm totally not>Not one but TWO Fisher Price Great Adventures castles guarded tighter than Fort KnoxYour faggot toys would be dead. In this fictional scenario my toys would launch a pre-emptive strike on yours by hacking into the gas lines and routing all of them to your home like in that Die Hard movie so your house explodes. The DBZ characters, Silver Surfers and other flyers would be overhead raining down projectiles on the few survivors. Thanoses w/ Infinity Gauntlets and other god-tier characters would literally have time frozen mid-explosion in the area of the house so that our Halo Spartan and GI Joe snipers can target and snipe literally every single detectable toy of yours to ensure their demise. All while 6-inch Fantomex is creating illusions to still-living enemies that nothings happening, keeping the element of surprise throughout the entire raid.
