>>9898489Even though I love every line that you have been shitting on, I think I agree with most of your specific points. The accessories in particular. The death-knell of 90s Joes, looking back, was when everyone started coming with the same 4-5 spring-loaded missile launchers instead of unique kits. Mega-marines are a perfect example but at least they backed it up with their Play-Doh armor gimmick. As far as I can remember though, the early star-force or whatever they were called had dope accessories. Cobra Commander had a backpack/harness thing with a suction cup wheel so he could roll down a glass door and Duke and Black star had backpacks with missile launchers that would slide around and deploy, and Space Shot, who was to me, obviously Mutt had a backpack with a retractable grappling hook.
