>>7348455>Doomlands>Hey bro we heard you liked the Hammershot so much that you made it the #1 most popular Nerf gun of the entire decade and your only complaint was that it only held 5 darts so we went ahead and gave you a 4-shot Doublestrike, a 6-shot pump-action revolver that requires two hands to operate, an 8-shot Hammershot with a hollow shell so big and clunky it looks like a retarded hair dryer and could never fit in a holster, and a 12-shot Hammershot in rifle form that is just long, heavy, and awkwardly-shaped enough that you pretty much have to use two hands with it anyways>Enjoy your next 12 lineups now that we've begun to seemingly retire every successful design we create in favor of more pull-rod primers, more muzzle-loaders, and maximum capacities no greater than 4 darts (except for the biggest, most expensive models because HEY KIDS IF YOU WANT TO GET THAT WINNING EDGE THEN GET YOUR MOM'S CREDIT CARD AND BUY MORE VBUCKS TODAY).Look at this shit. This is a late 2018 N-Strike Elite model, the "Scout MkII". 4-dart capacity. One short tac rail. No accessories. Look at the size of that empty god damn shell. Retails for $9.99 USD. Same price as a fucking Strongarm. I'm willing to bet it can't even slam-fire. Do they think we all have amnesia or something?
