>>6084222>Draculuara's KitchenWhy does a vampire need a kitchen for? To make bood sausage, blood pudding, and steak tar tar? To hang a victim up by their heels and drain the blood into a pail? Why?
>Draculuara's baby sister, FangelicaSo Dracula sucked the blood of a toddler or something and now Lala's got a new baby sister. Explain yourself, Matty. That shit did not go down well in "Interview With A Vampire." Them centuries old vampire lolis tend to go violently insane. And just wait until the soccer moms hear about Dracudad keeping a harem of undead underage girls as "daughters."
