>>11174023"Sire! I beg thine forgiveness for my intrusion upon your discourse. The dastardly foe hath set upon us in sortie with a score of heavy horse! We urge your address of this calamity forthwith!
Oh bollocks, they would make things difficult. *Eh-hem* Hold firm thy lines you rascals! Spears to the front, archers take up thine bodkins and impale these fools upon them!
Where is my trumpeter... Get over here lad and sound the counter-charge, there's knife work to be done!