>>5840580Thanks man, sorry it got dry, I only ever tell the story in person, this is my first time telling it online. I'm very expressive, I have a hard time conveying myself over text.
Yeah. The poop guy was wearing cargos if I remember correctly, I was straightening clothes when I heard a wet noise, only what I could describe as a " splop". It was 10 minutes to close,store was deathly quiet. he literally was just allowing poop to fall through his pant legs onto the floor in small plops. As he walked out the doors he started to sprint through the parking lot.
