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“Good morning students!”
“Sorry i’m a bit late, i had some bottles to errr.. clean.”
“You may call me ‘Professor Cleanly’ and I’m very glad to see so many new faces eager to dive headfirst into the noble art of dance.”
”Now, our first lesson will be on how to train your body to be adequately limber.”
“Let’s start with a simple stretching excercise for the legs. Any questions?”
“What legs?”
“Miss Anchovy, please. We’ve been through this.”
“I know the recent breach of the aquarium is unfortunate but, until you find that octopus to give you legs, this has to wait”
“Well now, the trick to this first exercise is to slowly dislocate your hip socket by firmly applying pressure while slowly moving back and forth.”
“There, easy. Now give it a shot!”
