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>two Christmases ago>really bitter legends got replaced with faggy unposable tiny randos>already have Kreons of folks I care about, like underappreciated B-listers but definitely not C-listers or civilian shit>believe in Decepticon supremacy>add jet guys to amazon wishlist since it's cheap or whatever>get gifted jet guys>they're actually p fun>see battle patrol get announced>"ok so I'll have just jet and those guys, two Decepticon micros aka the only good ones, and I'll be fine">got Bombshock/Growl one day because lonely>not bad>get hot rods and regret, believe in my prejudices again>get Autobot cars and tanks along with Astrotrain because clearance>ignore poor clearanced Decepticon cars because same toy (big-shoulder car molds generally aren't that great imo)>pick up Stakeout/Red Hot alongside unopened cassettes, really love Stakeout>get gifted wave 2 micros this Christmas>literally have almost all the micros now except said cars, trucks, and Ratbat>tempted to get loose 10-pack for $60Uhhhh what's "slippery slope" except it's skiing tier fast and slippery and you tumbled through the double diamond course like 50 times