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I want to share my techniques.
I do "hunchback" style toy ownership (because all hunchbacks and midgets own toys for companionship) (and midgets always go to Toys R Us for bravery points)
But I dont lick, and i like to share a tea party on a black lace table on silver teaset and black china cups.
I like to own only 3 companions.
One hard plastic, one bean shaped "beanie baby" plush, and one that calls for me as a "highest bidder"
I like to gimp them a little and "slap them in the faces" so they know im boss
And then often the beanie plush will commit scuicide one time for real with a knife and one time it jumped into the ocean
We like to watch movies like Jurassic park and eat snacks and slumber party
Im considering a glow in the dark xenomorph queen from "Alien 2"
I own only 1 silver onyx ring and only one smokey quartz palm sized orb
For just enough power
I never get sexy
