>>5882529I can't imagine how this got OK'ed by Cobra Commander...
>Sssso what's thisss thing called?>A Buzz Boar, Commander.>What doesss it do?>It can climb up walls & ceilings with it's giant circular saw blade. It also shreds anything in it's path.>How doesss the driver know where he'sss going?>He leans to the right to look out the side.>But how can he sssee anything to hisss left?>He doesn't have to. There's an automated cannon on the left side that shoots anything moving to its' left.>But wouldn't that cannon be prone to ssshooting our own men to the left of it?>That's why in the spec docs we recommend deploying the Buzz Boar only in solo operations.>And couldn't the Joes ssstop it by ssstepping to the left and shooting at the exposed driver?>We're working on that flaw, Commander. So far, we're trying to remove the driver completely and place another automated cannon on the right.>... Meh, whatever. At leassst it's better than that ssstupid pogo machine you idiotsss invented a few monthsss back. 