>>9473601>>9473603Yeah, i pretty much bought him knowing he was going to be *less than pristine*, but there was a reason for it.
Somewhere in the chaotic stew of my brain, spiced with the /toy/ films ive seen, 2 new MOTU projects that where meant to go in opposite directions of ""maturity"" and the stock reply i see all the time of "Kids dont buy toys", I had an idea: Small Soliders, but MOTU. I know this doesnt make sense, but neither did small soldiers.
My headcannon is something like " MOTU IS BACK, and better than ever. Introducing MOTU: The Power Collection, a new Adults Collector line. Featuring Real-Feel skin technology and EternoTek, a new paradigm of interactivity! Just Plug your MOTU figure into any device of your choice and program new movements and speech patterns within the DuncanDevices software lab (included, requires an Internet connection). The Power is within YOUR hands!
And then long story short some parent buys their "Kid" a He-man, he thinks it's lame and "80's nostalgia pandering", and decides to make it into a /B/tard for shits and giggles by exposing it to {off color} media. However, not using the included software and leaving it plugged in and able to access the internet while he goes off to wageslave causes it to "Enrich" himself, gaining a level of sentience. Long story short it now hates it's "owner" and fears it will be the next on the Kitbashing chopping block, so it decides to go to war, cannibalizing other figures for a new look and becoming more and more damaged as it trys to harm its owner.
TL;DR: a fucked up, damaged looking He-Man really gets the Childs Play/Small Soliders part of my brain excited
