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>So which color laser sword would you like as a replacement for your deficient genitalia?
>Do you fantasize about being a good space wizard or an evil space wizard?
>How many times will you pay to see them make the same movie about blowing up a death star?
>You can like stupid shit but you can't pretend you aren't ashamed and embarrassed for liking such cringe nonsense.
>If you're older than 5 years old, you are too old to still like star wars.
>Unless you're ugly like all star wars fans in which case what you like doesn't matter either way
