>>9844204 #Burgers and Americans are the perfect consoomers. So obsessed with their identity they will buy American flag apparel and red white and blue trinkets every year for ridiculous prices. They worship brands, while also crying about muh freedom and wishing for a Confederate revolution. Just need to convince them that you are 'traditional', 'pwninf the libs' and 'a man despite being an amorphous Peter Griffind shaped blob who can'tsee its own penis' and they will blindly love you forever.
