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The truth is, girls don't give a shit about creating or inventing anything and Lego knows this. Girls just want to play house. I learned just how vapid and devoid of imagination girls are from a very young age on the playground.
I remember during recess in elementary school groups of kids would get together and debate what games to play. There were the usual games like tag and ground-is-lava, but then there were more fantasy-driven ones like LARPing basically.
This was the 90's, so of course the boys always wanted to play Ninja Turtles, Power Rangers, etc. Sometimes the girls would begrudgingly give into our themes only to inevitabely, invariably devolve into some form of playing "house".
>Okay, you can be Darth Vader. Then I'm gonna be Queen Amidala, and Steven, you can be Luke, cause yer gonna be our baby. Now I'm gonna go make dinner. We're having spaghetti. You have to set the table, Anikin.
Are you fucking kidding me, Katelyn? Anikin died on Mustafar! It always baffled me how when given the limitless possibilites granted with imagination, girls would always just revert to "hurr durr I Mommy, you Daddy. Let's get a puppy!"
We could be doing anything in the whole world, and you want to pretend we are in a boring domestic sitcom with no punchlines? What is it like inside the vast, barren, soulless, hellish desert that is your mind?
Girls can't identify with a Lego minifigures because even from a young age, females are shallow and superficial, and despite popular belief, surpisingly incapable of certain forms of empathy. They only evolved for a specific kind.
Sorta like how niggers need to see comicbook superheroes who look just like them in order to affirm their validity. Small, fragile minds seek familiarity. Familiarity is comfort. Uncertainty is risk. Risk is danger.