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>Sam, did I ever tell you about Arcee? She was our exotic teenage autobot officer, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the sexiest mouth in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Bumblebee and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Great War, and once in a while we’d even have the entire Wreckers team run a Astrotrain over her, part of official Wrecker “training" of course. In time, she learned how to handle a energon "sword" better than anyone in the Cybertronian Capital. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you'd get a glimpse of her metallic pink pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a Decepticon Seeker in half. It was surreal. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by Terrorcons and Predacons almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Sam, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
