>>11173934I recall well that wretched night, as we gathered in the lowest of places of Castle Dunwich, the unseen but not unheard horrors creeping out to us from pitch-black corridors into the bowels of the earth... but I greatly digress from the story at hand. We, His Majesty's greatest barons, had all been summoned in secret to this sinister place, with no inkling as to the object of our King's desire to meet us there. I was among the last to make my arrival, pausing to greet my old and dear friend, Sir Dirk Shrapnel, baron of the Eastern Reaches. Before we joined with our esteemed fellow barons and our Lord we pondered together His Majesty's possible motives and...
Dammit this is hurting my head, can we cut the Olde English bullcrap for this story? I know you will be giving the final copy a nice flourish that will be night and day compared to my rough words anyway... Alright good, let's continue then.