>>6164147My girlfriend said it's cute
But all I see is a disturbing hybrid containing an red bunny tail, a gerbil's body, a duck beak, and a human tongue. That thing is literally a fucking ABOMINATION.
I'm not the only one right? There's no way I'm the only one who's freaked the fuck out by this thing, right?
I mean it doesn't even have fucking EARS. Don't tell me that shit is a fucking "DOG."
How are they even going to play it off in the game? Is he the result of experimentation? They can't just pretend this is some kind of ordinary dog and ignore that point for the rest of the story.
I feel like the longer I stare at Poochy, the more my brain convinces me that suicide is within reason.
I'm fucking scared guys