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My toys have seen me naked, masturbate and have sex. One time a figure decided to get in on the action.
>have gf
>we both like capeshit
>start making out in my living room
>move to bedroom
>get naked and start gropong each other
>begin intercourse
>harder harder
>bumping the headboard into the wall
>shelf with marvel universe shakes
>figures fall over
>no biggy, keep pounding
>one falls off shelf hits gf in face
>she gets mad and stops me
>ow wtf anon what was that
>look for and pick up figure off the bed
>show it to her and say
>OH ITS THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH
>no sex for a week after that but who cares
