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Thanks for the new thread OP, just what I needed.
I'm a Eurocuck who has finally had a stroke of luck; I live in one of the shithole countries that has a giveaway for the limited edition T.Rex (500 copies worldwide).
The local chain of toy stores is giving away a hundred; in order to enter, you must buy a set (pic related), fill in your receipt number online, and tell them in 250 characters or less why you should win.
That last bit is the problem for me, as I am a 25 year old cunt who just wants to flip the T.Rex for a thousand bucks on cracklink (just like how I will flip 75932 in a few years for a profit, it was 15% off even). Hence, /lg/, I was hoping you lot have some inspiration as to what to say in those 250 characters.
All I got so far is roleplaying as a kid saying yellow is my fave colour and this trex is the only yellow dino. Should I stick to the roleplay, or try something witty?
