>>9783718Speaking of hypothetical toys based on cryptids or creepypasta characters, Zalgo would for sure make a rad action figure.
His design is fucking badass; he has seven mouths, red and black color scheme, and is an evil god/demonlord.
Not to mention the acessories he would come with; the candle whose light is shadow, the "dead star" (aka black hole) he holds, not to mention the armor carved from the suffering of mothers.
