>>8608559“Hi, I looked online and it said that you have blah blah in stock at this store, but I can’t seem to find it on the rack. Could you look in the back please?”
“Uuggghhh, fuckin’ scalper, asking me to see if we have any of that item in the back because we previously scanned it for our inventory but haven’t put it in the rack yet because we didn’t know it wasn’t out there! Fine, I’ll go ducking check, you dirty scalper fuck!”
“Oh, okay...”
“Here, I fucking stepped on it, since you made me go into the back and see if we had the item, you scalper scumbag, gave fuckin’ fun. Best be glad I don’t call security on your ass, you scalper, asking for one quantity of a certain item that our online website said was listen to be at this exact location!”
“Okay.”
