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>About 10 years old
>have 1 "friend" in the apartment complex
>always talk about hanging out but never did
>one day he tells me hes moving to Texas
>hands me a box of toys
>THERE WAS A KNUCKLES(fav sonic character) FIGURE IN THE BOX
>fucking stoked
>legit feel bad that hes moving to texas
>two days pass
>*knocking at my door*
>Open the door
>Its the kid and his mom
>"SEE I TOLD YOU HE STOLE MY TOYS"
>reallynigger.jpg
>literally holding Knuckles in my hand
>explain theres no way I stole his toys since I've never been in their apartment and because he gave them to me
>mom aint having it
>pretend to put knuckles in the box and anon calls me on it
>return to the door with box
>Knuckles on top
>Hand him the box and quickly grab knuckles off the top and chuck it hard as possible towards the pavement
>2nd story apartment
>Slam door in their faces
>cry cause I'm a little bitch who loves knuckles
>about 7 or 8
>itsbirthdaytodayyayoooooo.jpg
>got a yellow gameboy color and pokemon yellow at 8AM
>legit play all day but never able to beat brock cause I'm a scrub
>fast forward to around 5-6PM
>still haven't beat brock but have a pigeot and decent level pikachu
>cousin comes over
>says hes about to go trade with anonette down the street
>rips yellow out of my gameboy
>pushes me into the open closet
>runs out the front door and disappears for 30 minutes
>Parents know I have anger issues
>I bolt out the front door with parentals following after
>run to anonette's house to see if he'd been there
>"I've been waiting here for 20 minutes"
>I return home and wait
>cousin returns and hands yellow back
>he reset my game
>push the fucker so hard into the closet door that it came off the sliding mechanism and landed on him
>HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
