>>6421122Bit of a funny one
>Constantly get these A4 sized packages from he Government to random people>Have learnt that they're at home screening tests for bowel cancer that are sent out to people over the age of 50>Good, the doctors in this town are too stupid to test for bowel cancer, but that's a whole different story>Most people are puzzled by what these are, others know what they are and are amused by it>Get one for a woman in the Bronx>The Bronx is what people in this town call the housing commission area where most of the unemployed bogans live>Arrive at address>Woman and man are sitting out the front on lawn chairs drinking>It's 11:30am>As I approach I ask for the name on the package>She says yepp that her, but she doesn't know what this is>Before I can tell her she asks>"Is its a blow up sex doll of you, because you're kinda cute">I laugh and say no, it's a bowel cancer screening kit, while my internal voice is spewing his mental guts up>She pouts and says "How am I ever going to get a cute boyfriend if they all think I have ass cancer?">She says it in such a way that I can't tell if she's joking or serious>I leave, wishing her the best of luck on her quest for loveShe looked like she'd be at least 60, skin so tanned it looked like leather and in true bogan fashion, missing most of her front teeth. Think the old lady from 'There's Something About Mary' (Pic related), just a bit more tanned and missing teeth.
